This has been circling in my brain since forever everyone else go deal w/ it
so this is just spam about what if Turkey and Ukraine were a couple and the different types of third wheels they might deal with
idc if you disagree with the headcanons or the ship lol
pretend this is au if you want
she is the third wheel from hell. If Turkey does not allow Ukraine to have enough of a great time, he is so dead as far as Belarus is concerned. She's the one judging every little move Turkey makes. Dates where Belarus pops up are quite nerve-wracking for the Turk.
that third wheel where oh god how does Turkey act like a proper boyfriend while her brother is RIGHT THERE RUSSIA PLS GO HOME
But Turkey and Russia... I guess they'd try their best to get along, for Ukraine's sake more than their own.
that third wheel who doesn't realise he's blatantly a third wheel. The type who's like "Oh Turkey, are you paying for meals today?" and sits at the table hoping for a free meal also. Ukraine hasn't the heart to tell him to go away, while Turkey's like, "Albania, I know we are bros but can you gtfo" - Albania's probably the most frequent third wheeler tbph //raughs
that third wheel who turns Turkey into the third wheel. She will take Ukraine for girly shopping trips and girly gossip and Turkey's left to carry all the bags. He wants Hungary to go away, but he sees Ukraine and Hungary getting along and lets it slide. Most of the time. Oh yeah, and Hungary's totally doing this on purpose--//bricked
that third wheel who takes over the date and the next thing Turkey knows, he has been abandoned and Poland and Ukraine go hang out and be PolUkr friendships woo
Turkey dreads the day that /both/ Poland and Hungary discover him and Ukraine on a date.
that third wheel who is more than happy to tell Ukraine that she could do better -- the third wheel that Turkey will generally want to gtfo, lmao (in AUs, Serbia may mean that Ukraine could do better by choosing Romania, hah---)
Turkey thought this guy might be the worst to deal with, but he's surprisingly supportive. So long as Ukraine's happy. Romania would only have something to say if he witnesses Turkey hurting Ukraine in any way. When tagging along with the couple, he does talk to the both of them and no one gets left out.
he's never really third wheeled the two - he's probably the one taking Romania away once he's third-wheeled long enough--//bricked
WORST THIRDWHEEL. Once he's appeared, him and Turkey often end up irritating one another and Ukraine's never 100% sure what to do about that.
Similar kind of third wheel to Hungary, though she tries to be a bit more inclusive of Turkey than Hungary is. She's also ace when she brings along Spain as well <s>because fuck yeah double dates with turkraine and spabel</s>
that third wheel who's there but not really there. He's like the silent thing that's tagging along and Ukraine's never sure how to respond to that. This doesn't happen very often at all though.
I NEVER MEANT TO DO THIS POST BUT I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO A MINI COMIC SERIES THAT USES THESE HEADCANONS
BUT AT THE SAME TIME I'M TOO LAZY AND THUS WHY I POSTED THIS INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY DOING THE COMICS
i actually ship romania/ukraine though
but i'm weirdly into the idea of Turkey and Ukraine being together and while Romania's happy for them, he's also kind of </3 at missing out but he refuses to let it show
Dumb SpaBel Third Wheel Headcanon: Sometimes Romano finds himself as the third wheel on Spain and Belgium’s dates. He realises he’s the third wheel and keeps trying to make excuses to leave but then he keeps getting
"BUT AREN’T YOU HAVING FUN, ROMANO"
"YOU DON’T HAVE TO LEAVE, WE’RE HAPPY TO HAVE YOU WITH US"
"COME ON, CONTINUE THE OUTING WITH US"
and so Romano has problems trying to let the happy couple continue without him
life is so difficult