this is based off a daydream I had and the headcanon that Arthur hates being asked about his love life, so Carmen tries to do him a favour by providing quick shut downs
see while there's all these people doing cute toffee things, then there's me and my stupid shit
it's totally true though
also it would please me greatly if someone draws a comic with the following dialogue
Panama: *lying in bed with America* before we do this, did you remember to bring protection?
America: do you mean like a burglar alarm or something
Panama: get out
anywho uh, Colombia OC/Carmen belongs to me, Panama/Maria is kamillyanna's and the rest are Himaruya's, yes